Hillary's Résumé

[DDMac]

Dear Chairman person,
In the unlikely event of a shortfall in the fundraising efforts, perhaps Senator Clinton could invest the $1.35 with friends, in a real estate or futures enterprise, thus ensuring a generous, overnight return in the millions. Additionally, it would endow a healthcare Trust for Chelsea, to treat the depression resulting from constant reminders of what she will look like in 30 years.

Sincerely, With Hightes Regards,
Ima Fraude.

DDMc.

[Hazcat]

I think she does real well with cattle too, as I remember.

[Hazcat]

So, in the worst case scenario, she wins. But let's be supportive Americans. I intend to see her inauguration parade, if for no other reason than to see her riding in the car Bill designed to help Chrysler deal with it's economic hard times. Disposable seat covers, moon thru roof, fully reclining, vibrating seats, lots of accessory plugs, called the Dodge Drafter. Just like old times, eh?  Mac.

OHHHH!  That's GOOD!