Didn't I hear the other day that while he was headed to celebrate his birthday at his childhood home (sounds like a Norman Rockwell picture to me) that the black widow (reference to the black and red dress from election moments) was on her way to party in Spain?
The upside of all of his travels is that in two years and five months, when the next President takes over, they won't have to redecorate the White House, because it has hardly been used ... This from a guy that will probably do more to defend a President for going on the road to relax.