Author Topic: Chck your mail I got mine today and you don't want to miss this wahooooooo  (Read 1599 times)

rojawe

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Just wanted to let you know that today I received my 2010 Obama Stimulus package .
It contained two watermelon seeds ,cornbread mix ,and 10 coupons to KFC .
The instructions were in Spanish  ;D ::)
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Plant the seeds deep, get your food stamps out to get THE REST of the ingredients for the cornbread, and sell some of those KFC coupons for cash, to get more ammo....

Man, your livin' large now....

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Thomas Jefferson: The strongest reason for the people to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny of government. That is why our masters in Washington are so anxious to disarm us. They are not afraid of criminals. They are afraid of a populace which cannot be subdued by tyrants."
Col. Jeff Cooper.

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Thats racist.... Funny.... but racist ;D
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Uh? 


Oh!  You got the US version.  I got the original.  Several corn seeds ,a fertilized chicken egg and 2 pounds of elephant poop. The directions were in Swahili.
Will work for ammo
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Uh? 


Oh!  You got the US version.  I got the original.  Several corn seeds ,a fertilized chicken egg and 2 pounds of elephant poop. The directions were in Swahili on a teleprompter.

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I'm not going to laugh, I'm not going to laugh, I'm not going to laugh.....

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The dumbocrat master plan to take over MEXICO has leaked and so it goes.

 

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