I could only take about three minutes. But lessons learned.
1) DON"T TAKE LESSONS IN POPULARITY FROM A DAMN SOONER!!!!!!!!

2) Girls who park with boys are unpopular (when did this start)? Girls who hang out back stage with the prop geek of the drama club? All the rage.

3) The male key to popularity? Either wear a Roy Rogers shirt or change your name to Wally (hey, at least you can bag the new chick at the weiner roast).

FQ13 who will stop now, but does understand why the dope problem began. The faculty would have to be baked to show these and keep a straight face.