Hi I'm Alf and I'm a gun-aholic

[ellis4538]

Hi Alf, I'm Richard and I'm a gunaholic too!  My problem is verrrrrrrry simple.....I WANT ONE OF EVERYTHING!

Richard

[CJS3]

You say this as though it's a bad thing 

[tt11758]

Hi Alf, I'm Richard and I'm a gunaholic too!  My problem is verrrrrrrry simple.....I WANT ONE OF EVERYTHING!

Richard

I want one of everything billt has!!

[bulldog75]

My dad always said quitting was for losers.

Some signs of gunaholicism.
1.I woke up with the smell of cosmoline on my breath the other day, and I went to work with it on me and my boss confronted me about it.
2. Cosmoline is used as aphrodiziac.
3. I feel that I cheated on one of my other firearms if I use one and not the others.
4. I cuddle my CETME and 870 after sex with my wife.
5. The gun store owner has filed a restraining order against me. I just looked but did not touch any of them. Maybe once.
6. I woke up in a pile of expended brass naked, and could not remember how I got there.

Hi I'm Bulldog75 and I have a gun-aholic problem.

[Pathfinder]

My dad always said quitting was for losers.

Some signs of gunaholicism.
1.I woke up with the smell of cosmoline on my breath the other day, and I went to work with it on me and my boss confronted me about it.
2. Cosmoline is used as aphrodiziac.
3. I feel that I cheated on one of my other firearms if I use one and not the others.
4. I cuddle my CETME and 870 after sex with my wife.
5. The gun store owner has filed a restraining order against me. I just looked but did not touch any of them. Maybe once.
6. I woke up in a pile of expended brass naked, and could not remember how I got there.

Hi I'm Bulldog75 and I have a gun-aholic problem.

You let your guns have sex with your wife? Damn, you DO have a problem!!!!

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[kilopaparomeo]

You let your guns have sex with your wife? Damn, you DO have a problem!!!!

You'll need to clean them up with lots of Windex or lots of warm water immediately after that or they'll start to rust.

[sledgemeister]

Hi Alf my name is Sledge and I WANT TO BE A GUNAHOLIC.
I think I am well on the way as I have had to set up a secret account to hide my purchases from my wife, I lie tell untruths to my wife when she asks where I have been (gun shop, shed, range) etc. I do try to be fair and at least spend some time with my wife in the day if you factor in 24 hours in the day and 20+ firearms to divide in to the remaining 16 hours that leaves me just about enough time to see my wife on the way in to work in the morning, I make her catch the bus home in the afternoon so I can get home fiirst and spend some quality alone time with my girls though.   (by girls I mean my firearms not actualy kids, they are old enough to fend for themselves!!!)
I dont think I have a problem though, is this denial?  

[PegLeg45]

Hi Alf my name is Sledge and I WANT TO BE A GUNAHOLIC.
I think I am well on the way as I have had to set up a secret account to hide my purchases from my wife, I lie tell untruths to my wife when she asks where I have been (gun shop, shed, range) etc. I do try to be fair and at least spend some time with my wife in the day if you factor in 24 hours in the day and 20+ firearms to divide in to the remaining 16 hours that leaves me just about enough time to see my wife on the way in to work in the morning, I make her catch the bus home in the afternoon so I can get home fiirst and spend some quality alone time with my girls though.   (by girls I mean my firearms not actualy kids, they are old enough to fend for themselves!!!)
I dont think I have a problem though, is this denial?  

NO, that's in Africa.....but you do have a problem (said the pot to the kettle).          

[MikeBjerum]

Questions to ask someone that says that are NOT a gun-aholic:

Have you ever taken a gun case with a broom handle in it to a gun show and told your wife you might trade off a rifle or shotgun, and if you don't buy something do you ditch the broom handle to create the illusion you sold it to get the instant approval to purchase a replacement;

If ever asked by a significant other about your gun inventory, have you ever developed amnesia;

Is "Oh ... I've had that for years" a standard reply to any question as to "When did you get that one";

When someone tells you they came across a good deal on ammo and says they "Bought a whole brick of longrifles," do you spit your coffee across the table and say "Only a brick";

Ask a parent and claimed non gun-aholic to name their children in order of age (can't do it I bet) and then list all their guns starting with smallest caliber through highest including all details, and then to do it in reverse;

Ask them where the doctor, dentist and hospitals in town are, and then ask for all the gun shops in a 150 mile radius

How many of you are now confirmed gun-aholics  

[alfsauve]

............, is this denial?  

Uh Denial?  Denali?  That's in Alaska.  You're in Alaska?   


I, of course, haven't done any of those sinful things the rest of you talk about and I could pass the m58's tests.

I remember the names of all my children and grand-children without prompting.....I just sometimes confuse which faces go with the names. 

I can cite for you the birth dates and  anniversaries of my children, grandchildren and in-laws .................I have a card in my wallet.   (I don't remember my sister's birthday 'cause she's an only child.)

The wife LOVES bargains.  She'll buy something we don't need just because it's 2 for 1.   SO, all I do is say, "Honey, it's on sale," and she insists I buy multiple cases.

IF I REALLY NEED HELP, I'd turn to my best buddy............who is a shot-gunner and just admitted he is now buying shells by the PALLET!