And this is the catch 
Exactly. He's already into you for the $69.00. You are in fact into yourself for the time off of work, gas, food, and lodging to get there. Not to mention the endless miles of God barren desert to get to "Pahrump", or wherever the hell he will hold you hostage at. You show up at his doorstep, and suddenly he "explains" to you the $69.00, 4 day course is actually $1,427.62, plus "association fee", along with a small "duration and acquisition fee" that is required because the Moon is only in 3/4 phase causing a gravitational pull of your shots drastically to the left.
He then goes on to tell you it is not an issue at all simply because he has a "on-site" gunsmith who has 16,000 hours of combat pistol, gunsmithing experience, and can easily correct your sights to the "Piazza Quotient". This of course will make you an experienced combat shooter worthy of star billing in any shootout you yourself may in fact gravitate to in future encounters. All very difficult, I might add without his easily obtainable expertise for the unheard of low price of the original $69.00.
I should also add at this time he will inform you of his easily purchasable ammo at $34.97 a box that has the now famous Piazza "offset bullet jackets" that will combat this gravitational yaw your cheap combat ammo will be exposed to on his state of the art range. You will feel honored to purchase it because it comes with a accompanied glass of chilled, white wine, that in no way, shape, or form will match the whining you will be doing after you finish his "expert" course. Stay home with the woman. Cheaper, better, and much more effective. Bill T.