It can detect (using announcer voice) "low weight atomic elements like carbon, nitrogen and hydrogen, elements used in nuclear weapons". (announcer voice off) Uh, aren't they also common elements in, oh, I don't know, air?

(Announceer voice on): "It can also let you watch teenagers having sex in parked cars, like a porn site only you get paid to watch! Yes, you get paid to detect air and watch topless cheerleaders giving head! Only $250k per unit! Buy now. Your patrol officers will thank you for it. Just ask Sherriff Joe. He's got two already, both done up in a custom pink paint job. Don't let your department fall behind"! (announcer voice off).

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