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Look out Sherriff Joe - Machette is coming to town!!
« on: August 27, 2010, 08:03:43 PM »
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Re: Look out Sherriff Joe - Machette is coming to town!!
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2010, 08:15:35 PM »
Politics aside it looks like a kick ass shoot'em up  ;D
I'm glad to see that guy get a leading role though, he's been an "also starring" for years.
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Re: Look out Sherriff Joe - Machette is coming to town!!
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2010, 08:47:23 PM »
Our good ol' rehab renewal project Lindsey Lohan is in this movie..Filmed prior to her lame two weeks in "prison",... ;)

Looks like a great shoot em' up,...in the tradition of the Grindhouse. Zombieland,...etc,..


Usually my surround sound, with movies like this, is better than an alarm system... ::)
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Re: Look out Sherriff Joe - Machette is coming to town!!
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2010, 07:37:19 AM »
Anyone else see the irony - at the end of the trailer - when the deep-voiced movie announcer utters the word "Machete", the picture is of Danny Trejo on a motorcycle firing a mini-gun?

Anyone? ? ? ?

And I see Jessica Alba is working her way to yet another Oscar award wearing her trademark tight clothes. Wait, she never had an award or nomination. Maybe she should pull a Halle Berry and show her boobs for real and then simulate a rape, then she'd win an Oscar?

Alba zipped past "annoying" and is hovering around "irrelevant" at this point.
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Re: Look out Sherriff Joe - Machette is coming to town!!
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2010, 08:41:22 AM »
Pure BS and going to stir up the punks :-X ???
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Re: Look out Sherriff Joe - Machette is coming to town!!
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Re: Look out Sherriff Joe - Machette is coming to town!!
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2010, 08:49:35 AM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on August 27, 2010, 08:15:35 PM
Politics aside it looks like a kick ass shoot'em up  ;D
I'm glad to see that guy get a leading role though, he's been an "also starring" for years.


If it only had Salma Hayek

 :o :o :o

Those two are astounding.......




and Danny trejo is ok too  :P
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Re: Look out Sherriff Joe - Machette is coming to town!!
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2010, 02:58:11 PM »
On one hand the shoot em up action looks exciting, but I fear I would just get so worked up over the political message that I wouldn't sleep for a week  :'(
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Re: Look out Sherriff Joe - Machette is coming to town!!
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2010, 08:32:29 PM »
HELL YEA   Machette was a fake trailer that was done for the movie Grindhouse

when I saw the original I though how cool would this movie be  and here we are they have made it   

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Re: Look out Sherriff Joe - Machette is coming to town!!
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2010, 08:59:43 PM »
wouldn't pay to see it if ya put a gun to my head!
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Re: Look out Sherriff Joe - Machette is coming to town!!
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2010, 05:09:35 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on September 02, 2010, 08:59:43 PM
wouldn't pay to see it if ya put a gun to my head!

Same here.

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