Mosque issue solved by creative community planning

[MikeBjerum]

Problem, what problem?


I am appalled at all my friends who are so opposed to the mosque near ground zero.

To show our tolerance, we should let them build.  Then right across the street, someone

should put a topless bar, called “You Mecca Me Hot”.  Next to that should be a gay bar,

“The Turban Cowboy”.  And next door to the mosque should be a pork rib restaurant,

maybe “Iraq o’ Ribs”?  Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance.

Problem solved!!!

[DaverZ]

M58,I like the way you think,that's great  lol.How about a pork BBQ pork joint real close by?

[DaverZ]

Snap!! You already mentioned that  LOL. My bad.My heart is in the right place

[r_w]

TACTICAL BACON.   mmmmmmm

There should already be a porn shop right around the corner, too. 

[toad]

We should be allowed to have Ted Nugent build a recording studio on the ground floor in that same building. Windowless.

[Sponsor]

[JC5123]

I say let'em build it. On the day of their grand opening, do a flyover with one of those fire fighting helicopters. As it passes over the mosque, oops, that bucket was full of pigs blood. Sorry, our bad.  We really didn't mean to douse the building AND the congregation outside. 

[Solus]

24 Hour Breakfast joint cooking bacon around the clock. 

Love the way cooking bacon fills the neighborhood...

Now to come up with a catchy name....

[McGyver]

How about "The Makin Bacon"?

[PegLeg45]

The Infidel Cafe.

 

[tombogan03884]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100914/ap_on_re_us/us_nyc_mosque_imam

NEW YORK – It is two blocks from ground zero, but the site of a proposed mosque and Islamic center shouldn't be seen as "hallowed ground" in a neighborhood that also contains a strip club and a betting parlor, the cleric leading the effort said Monday.

Making an ardent case for the compatibility of Islam and American values, Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf reiterated that he is searching for a solution to the furor the project has created. But he left unanswered exactly what he had in mind.

If anything, Rauf only deepened the questions around the project's future, telling an audience at the Council on Foreign Relations think tank that he was "exploring all options" — but declining to specify them — while also arguing that a high-profile site is necessary to get across his message of moderate Islam.

While opponents of the project see it as insulting the memories of the thousands killed by Muslim extremists in the 2001 terrorist attacks, Rauf said he doesn't see the spot as sacred memorial space.

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