We are becoming Euro-trash!
FTA: "Our great 'rival', the Euro, looks so spanky in comparison it seems the only clear way to revive this global recession is to rebrand and redesign,"
"Spanky"? ? Sounds like a bunch of weirdos are designing our money. Besides, do we really want to "reviive" the global recession? One would think, were one not into spanking so much, that we would want to shut down the recession, but hey, that's just me. YMMV