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A Must Have For The Ladies In Our Lives.
« on: September 23, 2010, 06:48:36 PM »
Christmas is coming, be prepared. ::)

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/23/emergency-remove-bra/

Caught in a disaster? You'd better hope you're wearing the Emergency Bra. Simply unsnap the bright red bra, separate the cups, and slip it over your head -- one cup for you, and one for your friend.



Dr. Elena Bodnar won an Ignoble Award for the invention last year, an annual tribute to scientific research that on the surface seems goofy but is often surprisingly practical. And now Bodnar has brought the eBra to the public; purchase one online for just $29.95.

"The goal of any emergency respiratory device is to achieve tight fixation and full coverage. Luckily, the wonderful design of the bra is already in the shape of a face mask and so with the addition of a few design features, the Emergency Bra enhances the efficiency of minimizing contaminated bypass air flow," explains the eBra website.

It sounds silly, but Bodnar, a Ukraine native who now lives in Chicago, started her medical career studying the effects of the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear plant disaster. If people had had cheap, readily available gas masks in the first hours after the disaster, she said, they may have avoided breathing in Iodine-131, which causes radiation sickness.

The bra-turned-gas masks could have also been useful during the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, and for women caught outside during the dust storms that recently enveloped Sydney, she said.

"You have to be prepared all the time, at any place, at any moment, and practically every woman wears a bra," she said. Her patented devices also look pretty, no different from a conventional bra, she added.

According to a report on tech news site CNET, there are plans for a "counterpart device for men" in the works, though the precise shape it will take has yet to be revealed. :o

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I don't want to know the "male device",...I'll just get my wife one,...although if your wife/significant other, is well endowed, does that mean you need a big head? ;)





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Re: A Must Have For The Ladies In Our Lives.
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2010, 07:08:58 PM »
 :)  mmmmmmmm, smells like sweet Carnation milk.   :)
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Re: A Must Have For The Ladies In Our Lives.
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2010, 08:48:33 PM »
Plus it has a built in "buddy system".

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Re: A Must Have For The Ladies In Our Lives.
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2010, 08:55:54 PM »
I'll just give her my jock strap.   Bill T.
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Re: A Must Have For The Ladies In Our Lives.
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2010, 08:57:34 PM »
A new line to break the ice.

"Quick! Give me your Bra, I'm having trouble breathing!"
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Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
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Re: A Must Have For The Ladies In Our Lives.
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Re: A Must Have For The Ladies In Our Lives.
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2010, 10:16:10 PM »
Does this mean that if she has small tits and a big mouth she's introuble? ;D
FQ13 wno will bring beer and pizza to the corner :-\
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Re: A Must Have For The Ladies In Our Lives.
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2010, 10:36:31 PM »
No pepperoni on mine, my first thought was it should be made out of plastic wrap  ;D

Now that I think of it how about "wire tie " panties that double as hand cuffs ?
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Re: A Must Have For The Ladies In Our Lives.
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 08:44:38 AM »
I think we are on to a "Niche" Market here....
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Re: A Must Have For The Ladies In Our Lives.
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2010, 02:00:08 PM »
Quote from: Solus on September 23, 2010, 08:57:34 PM
A new line to break the ice.

"Quick! Give me your Bra, I'm having trouble breathing!"

You think you're having trouble breathing while she's still wearing it, just wait! ;D
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Re: A Must Have For The Ladies In Our Lives.
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2010, 02:36:46 PM »
"I don't want to know the "male device""

Death from anthrax exposure or terminal jock itch.  Some choice!
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