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fightingquaker13

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Re: A ride for the ladys...
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2010, 10:12:03 PM »
Advance Australia Fair! ;D
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Re: A ride for the ladys...
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2010, 11:23:44 PM »
Now that was completely fun to watch...and was probably way better in person.

Things like this, as enjoyable as they are, always makes the modest person in me beg the question, "Why, when wearing attire such as that to begin with, would even a remotely decent young lady begin to even consider  climbing aboard the silly thing?"........Oh...yeah, alcohol.

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Re: A ride for the ladys...
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2010, 11:33:23 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on September 25, 2010, 11:23:44 PM
Now that was completely fun to watch...and was probably way better in person.

Things like this, as enjoyable as they are, always makes the modest person in me beg the question, "Why, when wearing attire such as that to begin with, would even a remotely decent young lady begin to even consider  climbing aboard the silly thing?"........Oh...yeah, alcohol.

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In the begining God made man and woman. He told them to be fruitful and multiply. When that didn't work, on the 8th day he created tequila. ;D
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Re: A ride for the ladys...
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2010, 12:16:53 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on September 25, 2010, 11:33:23 PM
In the begining God made man and woman. He told them to be fruitful and multiply. When that didn't work, on the 8th day he created tequila. ;D
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Probably more like apple wine........   :P
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: A ride for the ladys...
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2010, 12:24:13 AM »
I find vodka in some fruity drink works better.

Not many women out there can take strait shots of takillya.

On a side note, there use to be a product called cyclone.  It was takillya spiked spiced rum with citrus.  It was deadly.
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Re: A ride for the ladys...
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Re: A ride for the ladys...
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2010, 03:48:07 AM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on September 25, 2010, 11:23:44 PM
Now that was completely fun to watch...and was probably way better in person.

Things like this, as enjoyable as they are, always makes the modest person in me beg the question, "Why, when wearing attire such as that to begin with, would even a remotely decent young lady begin to even consider  climbing aboard the silly thing?"........Oh...yeah, alcohol.

 8)

One should never criticise a method that has worked well over the ages, imagine the consequences if it didnt work, ugly bastards like myself would never get any action  :o


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Move over FQ, the bus to hell has another passenger! roflmao
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Re: A ride for the ladys...
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2010, 06:58:30 AM »
Amen brother Sledge! Thank God for the invention of ALL alcohol!    ;D
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Re: A ride for the ladys...
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2010, 08:08:10 AM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on September 25, 2010, 11:23:44 PM
Now that was completely fun to watch...and was probably way better in person.

Things like this, as enjoyable as they are, always makes the modest person in me beg the question, "Why, when wearing attire such as that to begin with, would even a remotely decent young lady begin to even consider  climbing aboard the silly thing?"........Oh...yeah, alcohol.

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Who said she was "even moderately decent" ?
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Re: A ride for the ladys...
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2010, 06:23:20 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on September 26, 2010, 08:08:10 AM
Who said she was "even moderately decent" ?

Maybe you're right.....if it weren't for girls like that, some guy would never get lai......er, um, yeah...corner it is.  ;D
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: A ride for the ladys...
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2010, 11:35:31 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on September 27, 2010, 06:23:20 PM
Maybe you're right.....if it weren't for girls like that, some guy would never get lai......er, um, yeah...corner it is.  ;D
Right, because you biker types (and us libertarian profs) attract the church going girls? ::) 8)
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