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The Best Darwin Candidate, 99% Successful, Darn That 1%
« on: September 24, 2010, 07:07:27 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1314889/Man-killed-rubbish-truck-hideaway-starts-compact-him.html

When police were called out to a robbery at their local Wal-Mart , the suspected thief appeared to vanish into thin air.

For about 40 minutes on Wednesday morning, officers in Alliance, Ohio searched the area for a suspect who was accused of trying to sneak about $1,000 worth of merchandise out of the superstore's side door.

He was 'hiding in a dumpster behind a Wal-Mart in Alliance and he was hiding from police and it was just picked up and dumped in a trash truck and they were mobile and he needed help.'


Emergency operators also took a 911 call from a frantic Brienzo, begging them to find the truck. 'I'm in the back of a trash truck that keeps compacting me!' Brienzo said as dispatchers urged him to calm down.

Police say Brienzo was literally being compacted along with between six and eight tons of rubbish mostly discarded cardboard.


During a 16-minute conversation, Brienzo told dispatchers he thought he was dying. 'I'm dying man,' he said, complaining his bones were being crushed, saying he knew he wouldn't walk again and screaming at the top of his lungs each time the truck driver picked up another load and compacted what was in the truck.

He is heard telling dispatchers at one point that he didn't care what happened to him, he just wanted to live.

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After being "dumped out" and found, he was handcuffed to his stretcher, complete with neck and back board and taken to the hospital, where the new BHO Healthcare Bill provisions, picked up all his treatment, before going to jail, where he will get more free care and physical therapy.

Close to completing the Darwin Award, but very close to winning.
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Re: The Best Darwin Candidate, 99% Successful, Darn That 1%
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 07:16:56 PM »
You have to wonder if some local cop was wandering out to the dumpster to check it, saw the truck and just walked away. ;D
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