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billt

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Re: Don't you people ever sleep?????
« Reply #60 on: October 04, 2010, 04:54:16 AM »
How did this go from insomnia to masks, vibrators, and sex? Melanie has worn her 6" heels to bed, but I ain't wearing no MASK!   Bill T.
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Re: Don't you people ever sleep?????
« Reply #61 on: October 04, 2010, 05:10:01 AM »
Quote from: billt on October 04, 2010, 04:54:16 AM
How did this go from insomnia to masks, vibrators, and sex? Melanie has worn her 6" heels to bed, but I ain't wearing no MASK!   Bill T.
If Melanie asks? Survey says, its Bill in a mask. Anyone want to take bets? ;D
FQ13 Who thinks that she who controls both the nookie and has veto over the gun budget gets her way. ;)
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billt

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Re: Don't you people ever sleep?????
« Reply #62 on: October 04, 2010, 05:29:27 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on October 04, 2010, 05:10:01 AM
If Melanie asks? Survey says, its Bill in a mask. Anyone want to take bets? ;D
FQ13 Who thinks that she who controls both the nookie and has veto over the gun budget gets her way. ;)

She's kinky, and likes leather, but not masks. At least not yet!   ;D   Bill T.
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Re: Don't you people ever sleep?????
« Reply #63 on: October 04, 2010, 03:16:58 PM »
Quote from: billt on October 04, 2010, 04:54:16 AM
How did this go from insomnia to masks, vibrators, and sex? Melanie has worn her 6" heels to bed, but I ain't wearing no MASK!   Bill T.

It's what we do.   ;D

Hey, I never figured it would get off the first page, and now 7 later just look at the masterpiece we have created.  ;D  ;D
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Re: Don't you people ever sleep?????
« Reply #64 on: October 04, 2010, 05:31:45 PM »
Just to set the record straight. We men have a VERY good reason for not wanting to cuddle after sex. After the workout that we receive taking all that time to pleasure a woman's every whim, WE'RE TOO DAMN HOT!!!!


Pizza and beer on it's way to the corner.  ;)
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Re: Don't you people ever sleep?????
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Re: Don't you people ever sleep?????
« Reply #65 on: October 04, 2010, 05:34:10 PM »
Quote from: JC5123 on October 04, 2010, 05:31:45 PM
Just to set the record straight. We men have a VERY good reason for not wanting to cuddle after sex. After the workout that we receive taking all that time to pleasure a woman's every whim, WE'RE TOO DAMN HOT!!!!


Pizza and beer on it's way to the corner.  ;)

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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Don't you people ever sleep?????
« Reply #66 on: October 05, 2010, 11:39:26 AM »
Quote from: JC5123 on October 04, 2010, 05:31:45 PM
Just to set the record straight. We men have a VERY good reason for not wanting to cuddle after sex. After the workout that we receive taking all that time to pleasure a woman's every whim, WE'RE TOO DAMN HOT!!!!



Ohhhh Plluuuuueeeze~!!!! ::)

I honestly can't believe you said that.. No!~~I take that back... I CAN believe you said it.. "YOU doing the work??~~ "Pleasuring our every whim??!??""


Quote from: JC5123 on October 04, 2010, 05:31:45 PM

Pizza and beer on it's way to the corner.  ;)

And STAY in the corner..............
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Re: Don't you people ever sleep?????
« Reply #67 on: October 05, 2010, 11:55:03 AM »
You know what they say... the best way to a womens heart is...


To start between the legs and eat your way there.





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Re: Don't you people ever sleep?????
« Reply #68 on: October 06, 2010, 02:25:24 PM »
To answer your original question.....I'll sleep when I'm dead.
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Re: Don't you people ever sleep?????
« Reply #69 on: October 06, 2010, 02:35:25 PM »
Quote from: JC5123 on October 06, 2010, 02:25:24 PM
To answer your original question.....I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Just be careful, friend.......not enough of the first when needed can speedily bring on the second.   ;)
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg
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