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Re: It came! It came! Iguanas fear me!
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2010, 04:48:28 PM »
My favorite part:

Quote from: fightingquaker13 on October 04, 2010, 04:03:35 PM
If you have any doubt how an iguana is going to behave, catch it in a large beach towel. I have been bitten through the towel. Also, just like humans, the basic disposition of iguanas vary. Some have a gentler temperament than others and some just need a lot of hands-on time to mellow. Time on your lap, wrapped in a towel, mellows most iguanas.

Yeah?...So will a shot to the head with the caliber of the day.
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Re: It came! It came! Iguanas fear me!
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2010, 07:44:01 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 04, 2010, 04:48:28 PM
My favorite part:

Yeah?...So will a shot to the head with the caliber of the day.

The trick is to have that towel tied tight around it's neck
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Re: It came! It came! Iguanas fear me!
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2010, 07:58:18 PM »
After last winter, they were falling out of the trees as frozen iguana steaks.....

Been scarce sightings in my neck of the woods, the big "bull" Igor, must have fallen to the ravages to the cold.

Good luck on the sighting in FQ.



Take the challenge, go for head shots... ;D I hear there is a S. American recipe for BBQ Iguana, either that, or I'm having a Depeche Mode flashback...

"Wish I was in Tijuana, eating BBQ'd iguana."...... ;)
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Re: It came! It came! Iguanas fear me!
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2010, 10:19:02 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on October 04, 2010, 07:58:18 PM


How did Nancy Pelosi enter into this??                     :o
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Re: It came! It came! Iguanas fear me!
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2010, 10:20:55 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on October 04, 2010, 07:58:18 PM
After last winter, they were falling out of the trees as frozen iguana steaks.....

Been scarce sightings in my neck of the woods, the big "bull" Igor, must have fallen to the ravages to the cold.

Good luck on the sighting in FQ.



Take the challenge, go for head shots... ;D I hear there is a S. American recipe for BBQ Iguana, either that, or I'm having a Depeche Mode flashback...

"Wish I was in Tijuana, eating BBQ'd iguana."...... ;)

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Re: It came! It came! Iguanas fear me!
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Re: It came! It came! Iguanas fear me!
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2010, 10:40:31 PM »
I got my Steel Storm today. After filling a box full of holes in the back yard in burst mode, my wife came out and decided I was having just too much fun. ::) She put fresh CO2 cartridges, and BBs in it and went looking for the cat that's been crapping in her flower bed.




 I might get to use it again this weekend.
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Re: It came! It came! Iguanas fear me!
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2010, 10:46:57 PM »
Hey BM, isn't that the guy who wants to open  restaurant selling Iguana ?

There was a post in one of the other I hate Iguana threads about a S Fla guy who was promoting Iguana as basically a free food source, the way he planned on doing it was by opening a relatively up scale eatery, that only served lizard meat.
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