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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2010, 09:35:21 AM »
I am no expert, but being married for 23+ years last October 9th, it gives me a little insight.

Question is she wearing a new pair of shoes or boots?
If no have you checked the closet or the trunk of the car?
If the new shoes arent there then it means that she is squirrelling away more money for a really expensive pair of shoes, be prepared for more mystery math lessons.
If it has nothing to do with shoes its probably gas.
Odds are its shoe related.

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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2010, 10:01:57 AM »
Having been married for close to 30 years, here's my take on your situation, dude.  Let it go.  You're still getting laid on a regular basis, no reason to live out the following cartoon over something as trivial as a c-note.

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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2010, 12:05:06 PM »
I should clarify that in my original posts, I was advocating a 'let it go' view towards the money in question. I was merely pointing out learned things that women do and to just let them do it.

Be glad you got $15 back and move on.
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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2010, 12:47:20 PM »
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.  - Robert Heinlein.
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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2010, 12:49:05 PM »
Having been married for close to 30 years, here's my take on your situation, dude.  Let it go.  You're still getting laid on a regular basis, no reason to live out the following cartoon over something as trivial as a c-note.



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Re: Womens math...
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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2010, 12:50:53 PM »
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.  - Robert Heinlein.

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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2010, 06:44:05 PM »
You KNEW I couldn't stay out of this .. I tried. really I did.  :-X . can't do it any longer.. :D :D
But I mean.. come on~~~~
Seriously Tab??!!?? I mean.. you are actually taking the time to stew about what she did with 60 measly dollars? If all you had in your wallet were hundreds?  excuuuuse me.. ? Did she have to shake the mold off the bill or watch the moths fly out when you handed her one? 
 Let me give you a small amount of advise..  If you are getting your panties in a tight wad over this little tidbit..and plan to be part of the Hardy Boys investigative team on finding out.. and start throwing the "trust" word out..( over $60 ?)  let me give you a hint...
 ask her.. but make light of it.. joke about it.. Like" Crap~~ is this all I get back out of my C-note? Dang... Bet you booked a cruise with all that left over money huh..." ( or something like that)
Spoken like that.. you will have no problem.. She will most likely laugh and tell you..

Start acting like an FBI agent going suspicious.. and you will have a handful on your hands..wouldn't be pretty.......
(Anyway~~ that is... if you were married to me) .. which your not.. ;) ( be forever thankful )  LOL

So>> its been a few days.. tell us what the outcome was..and how you handled it..
I'm truly interested to know..
 But STILL appalled that it matters that much to you to spaz out on it..

**walking off shaking my head muttering to myself.. $60 bucks? Does HE want to report every single dime HE spends? I mean ..maybe there is a joint mini computer we women could just carry in our purse so every single penny is calculated and reported back to the "wanna be master of the House"  then there won't be any frothing of the mouth over where the money goes..  ::)**

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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2010, 07:17:13 PM »
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep if I should die be fore I wake it will be that damn iron skillet that she uses to make sure. LET IT GO ROOKIE.

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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2010, 08:42:33 PM »
I didn't see this mentioned but checking the gas gauge should be pretty easy. If it's still on "E", move straight for the firearms!  Bill T.

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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2010, 08:58:02 PM »
I really don't think TAB is all that concerned about her spending the money or what she spent it on...just curious what event prompted a $60 expenditure to/from a ball game.

She is a Doctor and I'd guess she could be stashing away all she wanted for what ever she wanted and TAB knows that and does trust her...it is more a question of the thought process.

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