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I've come to a conclusion about why muslims kill people...
« on: November 04, 2010, 02:50:26 AM »
They can't have bacon.






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Re: I've come to a conclusion about why muslims kill people...
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2010, 05:28:42 AM »
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Re: I've come to a conclusion about why muslims kill people...
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2010, 05:39:05 AM »
That would make me edgy, too.
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Re: I've come to a conclusion about why muslims kill people...
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2010, 08:07:44 AM »
Christians can eat all the bacon their waist lines can stand. 

I can understand how that would really be like rubbing salt into the wounds.

What I can't understand is why the Jews, who also can't eat bacon, are also on the hit list?

Probably because the Jews haven't declared a Jihad on the bacon eaters too.

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Re: I've come to a conclusion about why muslims kill people...
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2010, 08:24:34 AM »
Not only can they not eat bacon, look at where most of them live.  IT'S FREAKING HOT  Nothing to do all day but sweat your butt off and get sand down your shorts. >:(
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Re: I've come to a conclusion about why muslims kill people...
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Re: I've come to a conclusion about why muslims kill people...
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2010, 08:42:01 AM »
Quote from: jnevis on November 04, 2010, 08:24:34 AM
Not only can they not eat bacon, look at where most of them live.  IT'S FREAKING HOT  Nothing to do all day but sweat your butt off and get sand down your shorts. >:(

And their women wear all that robe-y stuff...  and there's little water so bathing isn't all that common...  and they get sand in places that are worse than down their shorts...  and they don't have "Secret" or "Right Guard" for their stinky places...  and they can't have a cold beer to wash down that ham sandwich... and when they "get stoned" it's an entirely uncomfortable and fatal affliction...  and all that would make even this calm Crusader a might testy.
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Re: I've come to a conclusion about why muslims kill people...
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2010, 10:29:38 AM »
On top of all that they follow a "religion" dreamed up by a homicidal child molester.
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Re: I've come to a conclusion about why muslims kill people...
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2010, 06:43:27 PM »
Sausage and Neese's Livermush, (yes there is such a thing),......that's a damn good breakfast... ;D

I guess they prefer goats for,..well,....nevermind... ;)
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Re: I've come to a conclusion about why muslims kill people...
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2010, 07:35:53 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on November 04, 2010, 06:43:27 PM
I guess they prefer goats for,..well,....nevermind... ;)

Which reminds me of a little-known factoid I learned recently: In 1873, Arab Muslims invented the condom, made with goat intestines.....and then in 1874, the British refined the process somewhat by actually removing the intestines from the goat.

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Re: I've come to a conclusion about why muslims kill people...
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2010, 09:39:56 PM »
Yeah, I think that kind of society could could ruin anyone's attitude. No drinkin', no pretty women walkin' around.  Seems that they just don't know how to have a little fun. It could be the fact that homosexuality is outlawed in their culture. Mabye they all just need to come out of the closet!
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