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You just can't make this stuff up.
« on: November 05, 2010, 06:18:28 PM »
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virgi...d-police-report


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Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your f....k throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.


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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 06:39:36 PM »
TAB, I think you dun gone and found your new av-e-tar!!!!
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2010, 06:42:09 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on November 05, 2010, 06:39:36 PM
TAB, I think you dun gone and found your new av-e-tar!!!!


once sec let me chang it...


edit.... hmmm

http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=14506.0


all better now.
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 06:55:07 PM »
I'm sure by next Halloween, this tale will be in the theaters...

 :P

I wonder if she set fire to the adjoining trailer park first? ::)
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 07:32:21 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on November 05, 2010, 06:55:07 PM
..........I wonder if she set fire to the adjoining trailer park first? ::)

Naw.  She's running for Minority Leader of the U.S. House of Representatives.
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2010, 08:44:36 PM »


WHOA!!!  THAT dog don't hunt!!!
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2010, 09:23:13 PM »
DAMN!   :-X

(That's all I got on this one, just: DAMN!)
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2010, 10:11:35 PM »
"horrible vaginal odor"  :)  That's 3 words you don't usually see together.
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2010, 10:13:07 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on November 05, 2010, 10:11:35 PM
"horrible vaginal odor"  :)  That's 3 words you don't usually see together.


I hope I never have to say them together :o
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2010, 11:05:07 PM »
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“Somebody is going to eat my p#$$y or I’m going to cut your f....k throat.”

Now that I have my wits about me, these were the words of doom that sorta had my brain in spasms.
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"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg
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