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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2010, 11:50:26 PM »
I told you guys, you can't make this shit up.
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2010, 12:07:55 AM »
  :o :o :o :o
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2010, 05:31:05 AM »
It would appear that all of the stray dogs in the neighborhood also had enough sense to head elsewhere to sniff.... :o   Bill T.
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2010, 06:41:11 AM »
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“Somebody is going to eat my p#$$y or I’m going to cut your f....k throat.”


I'll take "Throat Cutting" for $100, Alex......
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2010, 03:35:04 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on November 06, 2010, 06:41:11 AM
I'll take "Throat Cutting" for $100, Alex......

Yeah, and she can use my own knife...........   :-X  :-X
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2010, 04:52:10 PM »
1.) West Virginia

2.) Living at a motel with her "estranged" ex husband

3.) Drunk

4.) Nude from the waist down

5.) Brandishing knife

6.) Demands to "Have her pussy eaten"

7.) No one complies

8.) Woman is arrested after stinking up the joint

West Virginia state slogan is...................."Wild and Wonderful"
(was replaced by "Open for Business" before being changed back; also on its license plate as "Wild, Wonderful")
(formerly) Almost Heaven

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_slogans

"Wild" yes, but I'm not so sure about "Wonderful"? Or for that matter "Almost Heaven". Sure sounds like Hell to me!   Bill T.
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2010, 08:40:02 PM »
Quote from: billt on November 06, 2010, 04:52:10 PM
1"Wild" yes, but I'm not so sure about "Wonderful"? Or for that matter "Almost Heaven".    Bill T.
I think the "almost heaven" bit is because you're one horny, drunk, knife wielding piece of trailer trash away from the great hereafter (or at least the Appalachian ER). ;D
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Re: You just can't make this stuff up.
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2010, 09:43:15 PM »
  "ASSault with deadly intent"?
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