Rest easy youngster, My Spanish teacher was about 60, overweight and
did not appreciate my "independent studies"

Quote from FQ's post:
You mean you doubt that Russian paratroopers could/would drop into a small town in Colorado? I have no doubt that they
could, The Soviets were one of the first nations to pioneer air drops ( originaly they used AN 2 Cub's at very low altitude and very low speed, going into deep snow they didn't use parachutes

) other than maybe Colorado Springs or NORAD I can't imagine why they
would, (unless their navigators suck as bad as the maintenance guys do ).
The one thing I don't doubt is that when they used up the food and ammo they landed with they would be royally fu&ked, since they have never had the capability to supply an isolated unit at long range like that.