To quote my late lamented stepfather:
"If God had intended for man to live in the cold, the Florida Turnpike wouldn't have ended in Wildwood (a lttle town north of Orlando). You go any further north than that and you're on your own. He tried to warn you". 
FQ13
The "Florida Turnpike may end in East Azzhole Fla. But Rt's 1 and 95 go damn near to Canada, so his theory doesn't work.
Or else God DID intend for
men to live in the cold.
As for the rest, count me with Huntnelk, Boo f&%king Hoo, Wuss
We had flurries a couple weeks ago with a snow storm predicted for next weekend.
Oh, and it hasn't been above 45 for 2 weeks. I'm a wimp, I'll be digging out my long sleeved shirts this week.
