We have a winner
True, but still no fun at all. Lets say (going out on a limb

) that you fight and lose. What are you gong to say afterwards?
With Chuck, wel, no call for shame. You can still say you fought Chuck Norris so its all good.
Ziva, same deal, plus you got to get up close and sweaty with her. Again, its a story you can tell with pride, and probably drink for free while doing so as long as you focus on the grappling parts of the fight.

Granny Clampett? You just got shot by an old lady dude! I'd say I got the wounds hunting with Cheney, at least a democrat might buy you a drink out of sympathy. Otherwise you'll just get laughed at.

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