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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2010, 04:12:55 PM »
Actually my money would be on Granny Clampett and that shotgun  ;D
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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2010, 09:22:38 PM »
We have a winner
True, but still no fun at all. Lets say (going out on a limb ::)) that you fight and lose. What are you gong to say afterwards?
With Chuck, wel, no call for shame. You can still say you fought Chuck Norris so its all good.
Ziva, same deal, plus you got to get up close and sweaty with her. Again, its a story you can tell with pride, and probably drink for free while doing so as long as you focus on the grappling parts of the fight. ;)
Granny Clampett? You just got shot by an old lady dude! I'd say I got the wounds hunting with Cheney, at least a democrat might buy you a drink out of sympathy. Otherwise you'll just get laughed at. ;D
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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2010, 12:18:21 AM »
You people are just plain sick in the head.

Everyone knows that Kate Beckinsale aka Selene in Underworld would kick all their asses. She is after all a Death Dealer!

Oh and she wears tight leather and looks hot!




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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2010, 05:56:03 PM »
Both Cote and Kate could kick my ass........all night long.     ;D











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