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Seems Haz Wasn't In The Mood For Stupid Gators.
« on: November 16, 2010, 05:29:40 PM »
Well, leave it to Haz to stand his ground and even outnumbered, "land a couple jabs" on a couple of stupid gators, and run em' off.




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Re: Seems Haz Wasn't In The Mood For Stupid Gators.
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2010, 05:46:04 PM »
People will wonder what happened to those cats one day.  :o
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Re: Seems Haz Wasn't In The Mood For Stupid Gators.
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2010, 05:50:21 PM »
How do gators get rid of hair balls from their stomachs?

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Re: Seems Haz Wasn't In The Mood For Stupid Gators.
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2010, 07:39:51 PM »
Quote from: ellis4538 on November 16, 2010, 05:50:21 PM
How do gators get rid of hair balls from their stomachs?

Richard

Don't know........ but coughing up that gator hide is hell. ;)

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Re: Seems Haz Wasn't In The Mood For Stupid Gators.
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2010, 10:23:19 PM »
My neighbor had a cat that actually killed a gator once.








Yep....got stuck in it's throat and choked it to death.

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I know.......waa waa waaaaaaaa.....GROAN.
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Re: Seems Haz Wasn't In The Mood For Stupid Gators.
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Re: Seems Haz Wasn't In The Mood For Stupid Gators.
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2010, 10:04:34 AM »
Forget the cats. I wonder about the guy with pasty legs and Tevas that thought standing three feet away from a couple of 6 foot gators was a good idea? Maybe he trained the cat? ::)
FQ13 who likes gators as much as the next guy, but having two of them lurking in the shallows at the ramp? Time for the gator hunting licence.
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Re: Seems Haz Wasn't In The Mood For Stupid Gators.
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2010, 12:00:21 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on November 17, 2010, 10:04:34 AM

FQ13 who likes gators as much as the next guy, but having two of them lurking in the shallows at the ramp? Time for the gator hunting licence.


Personally, I prefer them AFTER the bootmaker is finished with them.

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Re: Seems Haz Wasn't In The Mood For Stupid Gators.
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2010, 12:02:30 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on November 17, 2010, 12:00:21 PM

Personally, I prefer them AFTER the bootmaker is finished with them.



Or just off the grill. ;)
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Re: Seems Haz Wasn't In The Mood For Stupid Gators.
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2010, 12:13:52 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on November 17, 2010, 12:02:30 PM
Or just off the grill. ;)

That's true.  There's a cajun place here in town that makes an AMAZING alligator po boy.
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Re: Seems Haz Wasn't In The Mood For Stupid Gators.
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2010, 12:56:28 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on November 17, 2010, 12:02:30 PM
Or just off the grill. ;)

damn cat keeps chasing off dinner! and those boys didn't sound like coon-asses, so they must have been ignorant tourists. maybe they'll learn the hard way that gators are much faster than they appear. mmmmmmhhh gator tails.. tasty  ;D
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