10 signs you might be a Taliban...

[Diplomat]

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
 
9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.
 
7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
 
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
 
5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
 
4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"
 
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
 
2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
 
And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban...
 
1. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

[tombogan03884]

4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"
 

This Islam stuff isn't ALL bad after all       Yes M'ette I AM divorced ! 

[jaybet]

Thanks Diplomat! I can use this at work (I work with a bunch of Taliban-bashers)

[leatherman92]

that is good thanks for posting it!

[Dougdubya]

They wipe their poop-crack with their bare hand, and then have the NERVE to think left-handers are filthy?

Dorks!

[Sponsor]

[gunman1911]

And to think I might know somebody llke that!

[tombogan03884]

And to think I might know somebody llke that!

Which, the poop cracks or "more wives than teeth ?

[gunman1911]

BOTH ! and heres no.11 you become the mayor of Toledo OH.!

[Dougdubya]

BOTH ! and heres no.11 you become the mayor of Toledo OH.!

I thought Daley was the original Taliban mayor...

[tombogan03884]

I thought Daley was the original Taliban mayor...

Osama bin Daley