I HATE BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!!

[fightingquaker13]

I was in the middle of typing up a report. Only four pages, but it was hard to write because it was full of footnotes and legal cites. I go to the bathroom, then I let the dog out. When I come back, I find that my computer has restarted itself to download updates I didn't ask for, or want! Again! I lost an hour and a half of what are now non-billable hours because the folks at Microsoft don't trust me to decide whether or not I want their freaking updates. Again!
I hate Bill gates! I want him raped by gay monkeys. I want him to be Rosie O'Donnel's loofah boy, helping her wash those "hard to reach places". I want him to be Nancy Pelosi's bathroom mirror, condemned to say "You're the fairest of them all" every day. I want him .....well, I think that about covers it.
FQ13 who feels oddly better now

[Timothy]

Bill Gates poops un-circulated $1000.00 bills daily, you know....the ones we haven't printed in forty years!  

He doesn't care that you hate his guts.  I agree with you but it doesn't change the situation one bit...

He's the Anti Christ and Steven Jobs is his court jester....Wozniak is the rectal cleanser of the both of them and he can't dance!

[TAB]

The computer/ electronics industry is the only one I know of where you can make a crap product that flat out does not work and still make big bucks.

[Pecos Bill]

FQ, why don't you turn off auto updates in windows? Will solve your problem. Also something you might enjoy is a new book I heard about. It's reported to be the worlds shortest book. Titled "All the things I can't afford" by Bill Gates.

Pecos (who uses a Mac so I don't have to put up with Windows.)

[MikeBjerum]

FQ, why don't you turn off auto updates in windows? Will solve your problem. Also something you might enjoy is a new book I heard about. It's reported to be the worlds shortest book. Titled "All the things I can't afford" by Bill Gates.

Pecos (who uses a Mac so I don't have to put up with Windows.)

I understand that that was only a title idea.  He started a post-it note with the list on it, but when he was able to cross health care and taxes off the list twenty years ago he just returned the advance to the publisher.

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[twyacht]

I've posted, that he is probably Satan....

[Pathfinder]

I was in the middle of typing up a report. Only four pages, but it was hard to write because it was full of footnotes and legal cites. I go to the bathroom, then I let the dog out. When I come back, I find that my computer has restarted itself to download updates I didn't ask for, or want! Again! I lost an hour and a half of what are now non-billable hours because the folks at Microsoft don't trust me to decide whether or not I want their freaking updates. Again!
I hate Bill gates! I want him raped by gay monkeys. I want him to be Rosie O'Donnel's loofah boy, helping her wash those "hard to reach places". I want him to be Nancy Pelosi's bathroom mirror, condemned to say "You're the fairest of them all" every day. I want him .....well, I think that about covers it.
FQ13 who feels oddly better now

Re: I HATE BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!! - why, is he a Republican?   

Doofus, set your Word to autosave your documents every 2 minutes. I learned that like 20 years ago. BTW, you can do it in Excel and PowerPoint too.

And for the record, Bill Gates is a lying sack of s..t who used a DoD computer to develop his original Basic interpreter (making it public domain), charged $75 for it - until 1 day he woke up and decided to call the entire hobbyest market - the market that he had built his empire on - a bunch of thieves. OK, many of them were, but he then raised his interpreter price to $150, and his compiler was priced at $500 - a lot of cash for the late 70's.

[fightingquaker13]

Re: I HATE BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!! - why, is he a Republican?  

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That smiley saved you from the flame of all flames. If it hadn't been there, M'lette would have banned me. I actually like Republicans, I just disagree with them a lot of the time.Gates though, is the lowest form of life, a billionaire communist. He made his pile and now wants everyone else to work for the state (as long as Microsoft has the computer contract) . He's the current incarnation of Armand Hammer, a traitor to his origins and country. He'd erase borders and sell us to the UN in a heartbeat. Hell, at least Soros is honest. Gates is just a pig.
FQ13 who did mention that gang of gay monkeys thing right? Rockefeller was a monopolist, but at least he never wanted to destroy capitalism or American soveriegnty to protect his monopoly.

[jaybet]

I love to hate Bill Gates. Here's why... after a 30 year TOTAL MONOPOLY on the computer business, have of everything that comes out doesn't work together. What is even worse, is that WITH that monopoly, he is able to completely change the operating system so that it is incompatible with previous systems, something that has always been illegal for other media.

Take the f******g Gates Foundation and put up a giant prize for someone who can make our f------g computers work! And pay off my son's college loans while you're at it. As they say in Staten Island, "F you, you F-ing F".

Oh... I have to comment FQ on the whole gay monkeys thing. THAT I'd pay money to see. When they're done we could send them over to Halliburton.

[Texas_Bryan]

I thought MS Word auto saved by default?  You must have broke yours FQ...

And what you need to do is develop what's called the 'artist twitch',  I compulsively have to hit CTRL+S while working.  Its like being possessed.