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didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« on: November 30, 2010, 02:08:19 PM »

Epic Failure - Chuck Norris don't take sh1t off nobody!
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 02:48:55 PM »
*****GROAN******



;D
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 02:58:15 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on November 30, 2010, 02:48:55 PM
*****GROAN******



;D

Yeah, what he said.      ;D
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 03:05:18 PM »
Ok TP joke incoming...


A indian, walks into a small town general store.   He says:

"Me need'um toilet paper"

The clerk says " Ok, we have 2 kinds, the cheap stuff, and the extra soft double quilted delux stuff"

The indian says:  "give me the cheap stuff."

the next day the indian comes back into the store and says to the clerk:

"you need'um call that toilet paper John Wayne"

The clerk gets very angry with this and strats explaining how John wayne is a hero, etc, etc.  After several mins of this the indian says to the clerk:

" No you don't understand,  The toilet paper needs to be called John Wayne as its Rough, tough and don't take shit of no indian."











I know I know   ;D
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 03:14:18 PM »
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 03:19:02 PM »
bah dump bah!

Quote from: TAB on November 30, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
Ok TP joke incoming...


A indian, walks into a small town general store.   He says:

"Me need'um toilet paper"

The clerk says " Ok, we have 2 kinds, the cheap stuff, and the extra soft double quilted delux stuff"

The indian says:  "give me the cheap stuff."

the next day the indian comes back into the store and says to the clerk:

"you need'um call that toilet paper John Wayne"

The clerk gets very angry with this and strats explaining how John wayne is a hero, etc, etc.  After several mins of this the indian says to the clerk:

" No you don't understand,  The toilet paper needs to be called John Wayne as its Rough, tough and don't take shit of no indian."











I know I know   ;D
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 05:07:30 PM »
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 05:10:39 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't even need to cut the grass, he just goes outside and dares it to grow... :P

I'll take another rimshot for $100 Alex...

Quote from: jumbofrank on November 30, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2010, 05:15:05 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on November 30, 2010, 05:10:39 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't even need to cut the grass, he just goes outside and dares it to grow... :P

I'll take another rimshot for $100 Alex...


I guess it coulda been worse...instead of a rimshot you coulda got this:



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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2010, 05:16:39 PM »
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg
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