Peg, I speak for all of us when I say you wouldn't know what to do. It sounds good in theory, but honestly, you'd be unable to walk, speak or remember your own name for a week. Plus, there'd be at least one palimony suit and two charges of sexual harrasment, not to mention a high visa bill from Macy's, and tattoo you didn't remember getting. 
FQ13
Oh ye of little faith......
With the exception of the legal issues, crossed off the list, I've got the rest covered at one point in my life......

.....perks of being associated and running with friends in a very popular area band.......
man did we party.....and yes, when the music and alcohol is flowing freely, women who look like those in the photo like to play with the bad boys.
Ahh the good ol' days........