Join the AMERICAN REDNECK SOCIETY (for real)

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http://www.americanrednecksociety.com/

1. Do you like to hunt or fish? yes
2. Are you a fan of NASCAR? no
3. Do you own a pickup truck? yes
4. Are you a gun-owner? yes
5. Do you like country music? some
6. Do you laugh at and identify with “you might be a redneck” jokes? yes
7. Do you agree with the creed of the American Redneck Society? (see below) yes
8. Are you a proud supporter of the U.S. military? yes
9. Can you fix just about anything with duct tape?I have
10. Did you think “duct” tape in question 9 should have been “duck” tape? no.

 

[Big Frank]

I think I qualify. I'm at least 50% redneck. 

[cookie62]

as long as I dn't have to have a mullet

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as long as I dn't have to have a mullet

those are reserved for life time members.

[tt11758]

Now this is my kind of redneck!!!!

Redneck Summer Fun!!

[Sponsor]

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now you have done it....

[tt11758]

now you have done it....

COuld also be a redneck bikini wax.   

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I told you guys I could fix anything with duct tape.


 


I bet that really hurt pulling off...  makes you wonder how drunk she was.  maybe a soak in a very hot bath might help soften the glue a little bit, but the chemicals needed to break down the glue for easy removal you don't want any where near that part of the body.

[Timothy]

1. Do you like to hunt or fish?  ayup!
2. Are you a fan of NASCAR?   naw
3. Do you own a pickup truck?  ayup
4. Are you a gun-owner?  ayup
5. Do you like country music?  some
6. Do you laugh at and identify with “you might be a redneck” jokes?  some
7. Do you agree with the creed of the American Redneck Society? (see below)  ayup
8. Are you a proud supporter of the U.S. military?  Veteran
9. Can you fix just about anything with duct tape?  ayup
10. Did you think “duct” tape in question 9 should have been “duck” tape?  naw

Close enough....

[Dakotaranger]

http://www.americanrednecksociety.com/

What does it mean to be a Redneck?

On one hand, the word “redneck” probably means something very specific to you. On the other hand, if you asked 10 people to tell you what the word redneck means, you might get 10 different answers . . . depending on their family’s background, where they live and how much they’ve been influenced by the media’s view of rednecks.

So, what does it mean to be a redneck? There’s no simple or complete answer to that question. We would suggest that if you answer yes to any one of the following questions, you can proudly consider yourself a redneck.

1. Do you like to hunt or fish?
2. Are you a fan of NASCAR?
3. Do you own a pickup truck?
4. Are you a gun-owner?
5. Do you like country music?
6. Do you laugh at and identify with “you might be a redneck” jokes?
7. Do you agree with the creed of the American Redneck Society? (see below)
8. Are you a proud supporter of the U.S. military?
9. Can you fix just about anything with duct tape?
10. Did you think “duct” tape in question 9 should have been “duck” tape?

I am proud to be an American and affirm that the United States of America is one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. I embrace the historical heritage of the Redneck. This heritage includes men wearing red scarves around their necks while escaping religious persecution in Scotland centuries ago. It includes farmers whose hard work in the sun-drenched fields of this nation’s breadbasket burned their necks crimson red while keeping Americans fed. As a Redneck, I work hard and I play hard. As a Redneck, I am able to laugh at myself. In short, as an American Redneck, I have a sense of country and a sense of humor.

I hunt about as much as I can.
LIke NASCAR don't watch it all the time, prefer rodeo
Elly May is a red F-150
I do own some firearms just not enough
Always have supported the military
and can keep the code.
You mean there is another type of music?
I'll freely admit I'm a hick, I was THE ONLY one in college with a hat and boots...the punks that acted like they were rebels totalled about 20, so who was the real rebel.
If you can't fix it with barbed wire, bailing wire, or duct tape it can't be fixed