Join the AMERICAN REDNECK SOCIETY (for real)

[sledgemeister]

Being that I am not a US citizen do they have honourary memberships?

1. Do you like to hunt or fish? hell yeah
2. Are you a fan of NASCAR? anything with a V8, tin tops, etc
3. Do you own a pickup truck? working on it
4. Are you a gun-owner? Does the pope look like Darth Sidious?
5. Do you like country music? yes
6. Do you laugh at and identify with “you might be a redneck” jokes? even been known to make some up
7. Do you agree with the creed of the American Redneck Society? (see below) mostly
8. Are you a proud supporter of the U.S. military? well I respect them
9. Can you fix just about anything with duct tape? no YOU CAN fix anything with duck tape
10. Did you think “duct” tape in question 9 should have been “duck” tape? you mean it wasnt?

[tombogan03884]

  But is your last name a euphemism for "white trash"  

[MikeBjerum]

as long as I dn't have to have a mullet

Cookie - At this point of my life I can either shave the "fringe" or live with a mullet ... I chose the natural mullet 

[bodean87]

1. Do you like to hunt or fish? only when I'm breathing
2. Are you a fan of NASCAR? only when they wreck
3. Do you own a pickup truck?  Can a man drive anything else?
4. Are you a gun-owner?  of course
5. Do you like country music? yeo
6. Do you laugh at and identify with “you might be a redneck” jokes? sometimes
7. Do you agree with the creed of the American Redneck Society? (see below)
8. Are you a proud supporter of the U.S. military? hell yeah
9. Can you fix just about anything with duct tape? I prefer bailin wire, but the tape will work if Im out
10. Did you think “duct” tape in question 9 should have been “duck” tape? yep

[Dakotaranger]

Being that I am not a US citizen do they have honourary memberships?

1. Do you like to hunt or fish? hell yeah
2. Are you a fan of NASCAR? anything with a V8, tin tops, etc
3. Do you own a pickup truck? working on it
4. Are you a gun-owner? Does the pope look like Darth Sidious?
5. Do you like country music? yes
6. Do you laugh at and identify with “you might be a redneck” jokes? even been known to make some up
7. Do you agree with the creed of the American Redneck Society? (see below) mostly
8. Are you a proud supporter of the U.S. military? well I respect them
9. Can you fix just about anything with duct tape? no YOU CAN fix anything with duck tape
10. Did you think “duct” tape in question 9 should have been “duck” tape? you mean it wasnt?

Absolutely.  Actually weren't the orginal rednecks Scottish and the British used the term in the derogatory manor that wimpy cityslickers do now

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[sledgemeister]

 But is your last name a euphemism for "white trash"  

roflmao you do have us there mate!

[crusader rabbit]

Those questions are really just a summation of my life--with the exception of the pick-up truck.  Sold my p/u a couple of years back--but I DO have a 4WD Ford Exploder (with 5-speed manual tranny) so that thould mitigate the issue somewhat.  

As I have frequently said, I'm American by birth, and Southern by the Grace of God.

And it IS DUCK TAPE when you use it on ducks!  Sheesh.

[Timothy]

To make absolutely, positively, 100% sure that your ducks ass is water tight!




 

[fightingquaker13]

Duct tape can do anything! I remember a few years back they had a contest for kids who made their prom dresses/tuxes out of duct tape. The winners got a scholarship. Its the one prom dress that is one percent dad approved.
A) You can buy it at Home Depot
B) It costs less than $50
C) By the time the little bastard gets her out of it she is most certainley NOT going to be in the mood.
FQ13
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/sticky-competition-duct-tape-dress-a-winner-at-prom-2208542#photoViewer=1

[philw]

roflmao you do have us there mate!

+1      you win Tom


and like Sledge  i tick most of the boxes there



Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.