dude, you need to quit dealing with Egyptians. 
deepwater

FQ13
FQ, in an earlier thread Deepwater made the comment that Egyptian's were the worst scam artists in the world, His exact words were "even if they give you something free they are screwing you somehow".
Also, Heinlein had something similar, TANSTAAFL, There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, It was the motto of a deep space habitat in "The Cat who Walks Through Walls"