Author Topic: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common???  (Read 5115 times)

fightingquaker13

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Re: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common???
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2010, 12:36:10 PM »
You know you're too damn fat when...you wear your scooter like a thong. :o ;D
FQ13 who wnders how evil you must have been in a past life to come back as that poor scooter. ;D

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Re: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common???
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2010, 01:49:55 PM »
Give her (I think) a break....that's the only way she has to get to Wal-Mart so someone can take her pitcure!

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Re: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common???
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2010, 01:56:27 PM »
Some things you just can't unsee. I'll be in the corner gauging out my minds eye.

I'm glad I scrolled down before clicking on the link, 'cause I won't....you guys make good Beta testers. 

TAB, you are a sick man!  ;D
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Re: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common???
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2010, 02:09:09 PM »
I can't tell if it's a man or woman. I probably still couln't tell even if they were naked.
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Re: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common???
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2010, 04:10:52 PM »
I think there's something wrong with you Tab, seriously wrong.
That was totally unnecessary, and evil!


 
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Re: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common???
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Re: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common???
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2010, 04:27:25 PM »
Good God, imagine how much you would have to eat just to maintain that weight!?   Bill T.

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Re: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common???
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2010, 04:45:47 PM »
I think there's something wrong with you Tab, seriously wrong.
That was totally unnecessary, and evil!


 
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Re: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common???
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2010, 05:08:19 PM »
Don't those scooters have a weight limit? I mean I drive a half ton, and I would bet she would put the squat to the springs.  :o  :-X
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Re: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common???
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2010, 07:46:42 PM »
this sums it up

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Re: What do mopeds and fat chicks have in common???
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2010, 09:25:13 PM »
It can't get off.......the scooter is stuck in it's ass
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