Really??? A fat chick on a scooter and you think of me?!!? 
It's a good thing it's early and my sarcastic retorts are still sleeping!
Aww Red, I would expect you to ride a Harley and I would not comment on your appearance, even if I knew what you looked like, one: because it would not be the Gentlemanly thing to do, and two: because you carry a gun fer cripes sake...I'm not dumb.

I had just been wondering how you had managed to hack into TAB's account and post that video.