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The Top 10 Lawsuits Of 2010!!!
« on: December 28, 2010, 04:49:04 AM »
What a country!!!

    * Convicted killer sues to receive electrolysis as part of state-funded sex change

    * Woman sues Oprah and President Bush, declaring they "implanted a camera with wire sensors into her with the intent of reincarnation."

    * Man sues police for opening medicine bag, which he says destroyed its magical powers, during his drunk driving arrest

    * Claiming she has single-name recognition like Madonna, Lindsay Lohan sues over commercial featuring "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay

    * Lawyer selling products on eBay sues customer who left negative feedback

    * Woman who walked into traffic sues Google for providing unsafe directions

    * Burglar sues men who captured him, claiming rough citizens arrest

    * Girl sues estate of pregnant woman she killed during suicide attempt

    * Child-molesting teacher countersues boy's parents over negligent supervision

    * Restaurant sued for failing to offer artichoke-eating instructions

http://facesoflawsuitabuse.org/poll/



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Re: The Top 10 Lawsuits Of 2010!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2010, 10:49:28 AM »
I love these. As far as Bush and Oprah? I say Guilty! They are evil, of course they wired her body to achieve immortality. Its a given.
The child molestor probably has a point. I can see his summation now. "Look at me, I'm a creep. I'm a registered sex offender. Would you let your kid hang around me'? ::)
Lindsa Lohan? By suing, isn't she basically admting that "yes my addiction is so bad its a running joke"?
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Re: The Top 10 Lawsuits Of 2010!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2010, 10:58:23 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on December 28, 2010, 10:49:28 AM
I love these. As far as Bush and Oprah? I say Guilty! They are evil, of course they wired her body to achieve immortality. Its a given.
The child molestor probably has a point. I can see his summation now. "Look at me, I'm a creep. I'm a registered sex offender. Would you let your kid hang around me'? ::)
Lindsa Lohan? By suing, isn't she basically admting that "yes my addiction is so bad its a running joke"?
FQ13

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Re: The Top 10 Lawsuits Of 2010!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2010, 11:03:25 AM »
Lindsey is a victim of the 'Three strike rule'...

1)  Her dad's an idiot!
2)  Her mom's an idiot!
3)  She's an idiot!

yer out!

You just can't fix stupid!
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