I went to Dillards today to score some cheap flannel shirts ($3.50) and buy next year's Christmas gifts for the rug rats. I got electronic Elmos and cute Christmas book reading teddy bears for $5 a throw down from $40. Those combined with a bullhorn with sound effects, also reduced to $5, and some Dr. Seuss books I scored earlier and I win! I'm sure their parents will thank me.

However, I couldn't resist getting something for myself. They had a laser skeet game with two targets and a mini shotgun you can use as a pistol. The cord to "pull", works from 5 yards. It was $50 reduced to $6. How could I say no?

Its the ultimate F.R.E.D. (f....k ridiculous electronic device). Its as much fun as my $10 airsoft 1911 and sticky target. Who says you can't practice in the house? Paranoid? No, I just have youthful enthusiasm.

FQ13