Understanding the minds of most of us on here I feel I can post this one.
Last fall our son called me cause he had a possum problem. He took firearm safety to learn more about the sport I love, but he was never into shooting or hunting. They live in town (Newton, KS right beind the Ross elevator downtown) and needed advice on a gun to get rid of pests. Being in town I suggested a Crosman 760 like he had growing up. A couple hours later my cell phone beeped and it was this picture ...

He shot it twice, but it was still kicking so he went in the house and got - his version -
A kitchen knife - her version - her
BEST kitchen knife. Either way, you can see the results.
Last report from the daughter-in-law is that there is not a squirrel, rabbit or possum that is safe anywhere close to his garden!