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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2008, 08:58:58 PM »
Nasty greasy critters..
My grandma cleaned one once and cooked it.. we all tasted it, but it isn't worth eating.
Nasty nasty nasty...
UCK!
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2008, 09:13:07 PM »
The ones flated out on the black top roads are mighty tasty after they age in the sun for a few days ;D
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2008, 09:29:02 PM »
Quote from: DDMack on February 27, 2008, 03:08:12 PM
Had a similar problem with thievin' coons in the garden last summer. Good Old Dog died in Spring and we were overrun with'um. The cats suggested getting a new pup they could train and raise, and we agreed. Thus, Scarlett arrived and ended the problem. I'll bet Toro&Strech would like a pup to train too, and that will end your (can't help but laugh) pool shittin' problem varmints. You can shoot what's left, if just to exercise the 2ND Amendment.
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Mac,

Toro being the dumb, friendly kitten would proably be ok with a pup but Strech would try to kill it.

He absolutely hates dogs.  You see he was a stray when I got him and all torn up (close to death) from a dog.  Now that he has a home he protects it from puppies.  He ran a buddies 70 lbs Chow mix out of the yard!
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2008, 05:04:54 AM »
Quote from: gunman1911 on February 27, 2008, 05:28:17 PM
And then reload and start again and don't stop until your not mad! By the way ever cook a possum?

Gun man, I've heard of people eating possum, any good?
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2008, 06:00:41 AM »
Quote from: wisconsin on February 27, 2008, 09:13:07 PM
The ones flated out on the black top roads are mighty tasty after they age in the sun for a few days ;D

They make real good Frizbies, too. ;D
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! (Add your funny nuisance animal killing story)
« Reply #25 on: Today at 11:33:49 AM »
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2008, 06:10:23 AM »
And they fly farther than Sail Rabbits too. Must be the tail.  Mac.
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2008, 06:36:38 AM »
Quote from: DDMack on February 28, 2008, 06:10:23 AM
And they fly farther than Sail Rabbits too. Must be the tail.  Mac.

Could be Mac, but I think the longer fur on the rabbits creates a lot of drag. ;)
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2008, 07:14:47 AM »
By golly, that must be it. I hear it's about 45 degrees there today. Need earmuffs? Oh, I forgot. You have a new, COONSKIN CAP!!  Enjoy, Mac.
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #28 on: February 28, 2008, 07:24:23 AM »
Quote from: DDMack on February 28, 2008, 07:14:47 AM
By golly, that must be it. I hear it's about 45 degrees there today. Need earmuffs? Oh, I forgot. You have a new, COONSKIN CAP!!  Enjoy, Mac.

It's 45 here now and I don't own enough clothes for this!  BRRRRR

Going only to low sixties today but low 70s tomorrow and low 80s this weekend.
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #29 on: February 28, 2008, 04:27:56 PM »
If that keeps up, you'll be up all night listening to them gators sneezin'. Mac.
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