One less Raccoon in the world! (Add your funny nuisance animal killing story)

[PegLeg45]

Was he shittin' in yer pool too?              

Just found this and boy did I need the laugh.


And, yes...possums are tough to kill with a .22........shot one 9 times with a Nylon 66 once to kill it.
Best to shoot 'em in the eye for the one shot stop.   


for best results, use a pickup at about 45 mph.

[tt11758]

Was he shittin' in yer pool too?              

Just found this and boy did I need the laugh.


And, yes...possums are tough to kill with a .22........shot one 9 times with a Nylon 66 once to kill it.
Best to shoot 'em in the eye for the one shot stop.   


for best results, use a pickup at about 45 mph.

A 12 gauge shotgun works well, too, but you need to pick them up with a scoop shovel and a wet vac afterwards.



I just came up with the title for Uncle Ted's next release................."The Triple-Tap Pool Poopin Boogie"!     

[PegLeg45]

This whole thread just sounds like a Ray Stevens song that's gone horribly wrong.     


"The day the 'coon lost its cool, and shit in Hazcat's pool............"









 

[tt11758]

This whole thread just sounds like a Ray Stevens song that's gone horribly wrong.     


"The day the 'coon lost its cool, and shit in Hazcat's pool............"









 

LMAO

[Hazcat]

This whole thread just sounds like a Ray Stevens song that's gone horribly wrong.     


"The day the 'coon lost its cool, and shit in Hazcat's pool............"









 

"Go ahead furball, laugh it up"

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[fightingquaker13]

Seriously Haz, if it is a pool issue, I have the solution. The little varmints were all over my grandads pool steps, despite having a perfectly good canal not 50 feet away, sans chlorine (though in fairness to the coons, the pool was sans gators) . Lot's o'shit. What I did on the advice of a neighbors pool guy (I was my grandad's), was hi myself to wally world. There I purchased a giant purpe inflatable shark, of the sort little kids can ride on. It cost about $20 and was inflated with a shop vac on blow (with a little tweaking to form a seal around the nozzle which involved me cupping my hand and lots of spit, skoal dont'cha know . Anyhow the thig worked like a charm. It just floated around, and by moving kept the varmints away.
FQ13
PS Important safety tip. Tie that sucker to some lawn furniture or a line squall will send it down the block.

[blackwolfe]

Haz,
I'll bet that first shot deflected off that opossum's sloped head.  When you do the autopsy let us know.

[Hazcat]

Haz,
I'll bet that first shot deflected off that opossum's sloped head.  When you do the autopsy let us know.

Sorry BW, no post mortum.  He's already RIP in the trash. 

[fightingquaker13]

Sorry BW, no post mortum.  He's already RIP in the trash. 

And what would the boys (and girls) at CSI say? Seriously Haz, was there a second shooter? Maybe with an umbrella gun, or on a grassy knoll? If you get whacked tommorow, I pointed out the coverup here first.
FQ13

[blackwolfe]

Haz, You ever think that maybe all those critters are attracted to your place 'cause they want to couple with those Maine Coons of yours?  Or are they looking for left over Hazarittas?