So I'm going to do something really, really dumb tonight...

[TAB]

Take my wife to a strip club.






Yes, you read that right, take my wife to a strip club.  



Ok, so I'm going to be installing another drink service station,   I need a extra hand, and she actually has lots and lots of exp with these systems, she just does not know it yet.  

The systems basicly run off  IV pumps.  Something she is very familar with.  

Alright so basicly I need some one to push buttons while I'm in the back adjusting things.

 


Its for a friend I've known since hs that is in the porn industry, no bs, at 19 he had 2 mil in the bank.  You would never know it from looking at him.   Whats funny is he still drives his pos 80s vingtage buick every where.  

[Ulmus]

And that weak line really worked with her? 

Just kidding.

Last time i went to a strip club (step son's batch party) I noticed lots of guys bring their girls with them and paying to geive them daces.  I never saw that before.

The rally sad part is when we got to one bar, I met a dancer from my home town and we talked about the neighborhood and how she should invest her money. 

My wife laughed when I told her.

[twyacht]

Don't be surprised if she gets more attention than you...

Your just there to PAY....

Who said,...."I'm going to pay $20 to get in, where I'll pay $10 a drink, and give $$$$ to strippers who love me as long as the $$$$ keeps rollin'...."

Hey, what the hell, lame line and all,,,,enjoy yourself, and if your wife starts eyeballing the "pole",.....well,... 

[TAB]

strip clubs= gun shows.

you get to see alot, touch a little, but  nothing ever comes home with you.

no really, if you go to a strip club to get "excited" your going to be disappointed.  they have never been my thing, but I know guys that love them.

no what got her intrested in going was the line:

" I need some help tonight, can you give me a hand?"

" doing what?"

"making a thousand bucks"

" I'm in"

 




PS I told her exactly where we will be working and doing what.  She was actuly very intrested when I told her they were iv pumps.

[tombogan03884]

Don't be surprised if she gets more attention than you...

Your just there to PAY....

Who said,...."I'm going to pay $20 to get in, where I'll pay $10 a drink, and give $$$$ to strippers who love me as long as the $$$$ keeps rollin'...."

Hey, what the hell, lame line and all,,,,enjoy yourself, and if your wife starts eyeballing the "pole",.....well,... 

Reread it TW, the whole post this time instead of the first line.
TAB is getting paid to go to presumably , closed, strip club.

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[Timothy]

What are they, peristaltic pumps for delivering a measured shot?

I hated those when I managed a bar.  They can be beaten though...some are linked straight to the register though, those are tougher to over pour...

[TAB]

Tim, yeah they are, but this is a "jucie bar"  so its concentrated fruit juices that need to be mixed with water.  They are alot more complex then the ones that sever booze.  I installed the other 3 units they already have about 4 years ago, as long as you keep up on the systems, they have no issues.  its when you don't that things go bad and cost big bucks.

I'm sure they would love to install the high tech vac systems that use vaccum to pull the liquid from another room, but they are about 15x the total price of the peristalic systems.


Tom, it will be open to the public.  its a tuesday night, I doubt there will be that many people

[tombogan03884]

I take it you are JUST hooking up the pumps then, not rebuilding the counters or hauling lumber in and out    

[TAB]

hook up, then tune the system.

I already did every thing else.  new sink, all the plumbing, electrical. etc etc.

been waiting on the system to get here, if finally arrived after lunch.

[Timothy]

So they must have several pump heads to bring the fluids to a mixing manifold and then to the gun?  It's all about the mix and the proportions.  

Sounds like fun....I do miss my service days though I never got to work in an strip Gentleman's club, unless you call having a cold beer and talking to the dancers work!