and I bet that Sledge and I will be able to here you from over here
what would be good if if you were to do a video segment on DRTV or for the Shooting Gallery show on getting the perfect shotgun as it has taken you ages to find one that fits you.
Mate, she is a sheila, since when is a woman ever able to be pleased enough to stop her whinging, and if she by a miracle does find said item then you have to hear all about it for the next 3 years and how it took so long for a man to make something so simple.

Next person in the corner please bring the esky of beer out front and close the door cos its awfully chilly all of a sudden
