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funny scout story
« on: January 26, 2011, 02:29:56 PM »
 my Weblos den is getting ready to cross over to Boy  Scouts, the boys are picking a patrol name for themselves and chose Desert Eagles

well they need to make a flag and misspelled it so now they're the Dessert Eagles


 ::)
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Re: funny scout story
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2011, 02:31:28 PM »
my Weblos den is getting ready to cross over to Boy  Scouts, the boys are picking a patrol name for themselves and chose Desert Eagles

well they need to make a flag and misspelled it so now they're the Dessert Eagles


 ::)

Can 11 year olds make a Freudian slip? ;D
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Re: funny scout story
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2011, 02:49:04 PM »
Priorities  ;D ;D

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Re: funny scout story
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2011, 02:56:05 PM »
maybe we ought to change the adult 'Old Goat' patrol to the 'Dessert Eagles'

ain't a one of us that's passed on a dessert in the last 10-15 years ...
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Re: funny scout story
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2011, 02:59:58 PM »
You know Scouting is supposed to "round a fellow out" ;D ;D

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Re: funny scout story
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Re: funny scout story
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2011, 04:38:25 PM »
Does their patrol flag have a cupcake on it?
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Re: funny scout story
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2011, 04:40:56 PM »
my Weblos den is getting ready to cross over to Boy  Scouts, the boys are picking a patrol name for themselves and chose Desert Eagles

well they need to make a flag and misspelled it so now they're the Dessert Eagles


 ::)


Got a good chuckle out of that one.   :D  :D

And, since I'm sitting here sampling my wife's homemade butter-cream cake icing, can I have honorary member status in the Dessert Eagles?
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Re: funny scout story
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2011, 05:21:05 PM »
Just to help them celebrate the new flag, which frankly I think they should wave with pride, a smirk and a belch, here's a dead easy kid approved recipe they will love to make. I got this off Good Eats and it would go a long way to making up for those D rations you foist off on them. ;D

Chocosicles!

8 oz (good) bitersweet chocolate finely chopped
1 1/2 cups heavy cream
1 cup whole milk
2 TB (good) cocoa powder
2 ts pure vanilla extract (the real stuff)

popsicle molds

place chopped chocolate in a large glass or ceramic bowl
combine cream, milk, cocoa powder in a medium saucepan over medium high heat.
Whisk constantly until it comes to a simmer.
Pour slowly over the chopped chocolate and let sit for 2 minutes.
Then whisk slowly until the chocolate is incorporated.
Whisk in the vanilla.
pour into popsicle molds and freeze for at least four hours.

This makes 8, but you can easily make several batches as it cooks quickly. I wouldn't try to double or triple it as it might not mix right.
I'd also get a silicon whisk if you don't already have one. They are cheap and stuff doesn't stick to them.

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Re: funny scout story
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2011, 06:47:20 PM »
How many cupcakes does it take to get that pin? :D
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Re: funny scout story
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2011, 07:22:03 PM »
They should revel in their flag, and become what all graduating webelo's do on their last trip...............

Become a Smore Whore.....it goes with the Dessert Eagles,.... ;D
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