MAKE A STATEMENT!!

[Teresa Heilevang]

Here's how to use the rebate

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us
would now get a nice rebate.

 If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs. 
If we purchase a computer it will all go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables

it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and
none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money
here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only
businesses still in the US.

[DDMac]

Or, maybe, a long, deep muscle massage.... AHhhhh.
Mac.

[Teresa Heilevang]

I can do that! Yes I can. 

When it comes to me and my massages I am "all business". I take it very serious.. and when you are in my room for an hour or however long.. You do not talk.. and I do not talk.. You are there to let everything go, relax and enjoy...

 And I have to say this ((Only because I hear it all the time from people..))   
without sounding like I am bragging or tooting my own horn.

 I give one of the best massages you will ever have, bar none. .
And when you leave after having one of them, you will be as relaxed as warm butter. 

The End..  

[Majer]

Dang M'ette, sure wish you were closer, the way my backs been,I could use a good massage.

[twyacht]

Thanks for the idea, I plan on buying 30 rd mags for my Sig 556 before they are priced out of sight and or unavailable.
Maybe, more motivated individuals, worried about a Hillary or Obama President, will get some members of Congress to show some intestinal fortitude after the Supreme Court affirms the 2nd Amendment. Which was was never up for debate to begin with.

Thank you.

[Sponsor]

[Lucas]

$1200 about July, sounds like the new Para Super Hawg to me!!!  A match made in heaven.  It must be FATE!!!