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LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
« on: February 05, 2011, 04:53:42 PM »
LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

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GANG/CREW NAME_________

1.  Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip.  He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting.  How many drive-by shootings can Ramon attempt before he has to reload?

2.  Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine.  If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3.  Rufus pimps 3 ho's.  If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4.  Dave wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit.  How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?

5.  Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4.  If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6.  Richard is in prison for 6 years for murder.  He got $10,000 for the hit.  If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7.  If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang.  There are 27 girls in his gang.  What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9.  LaSheena is a lookout for the gang.  LaSheena also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat.  If LaSheena makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?

10.  Marvin steals Joe's skateboard.  As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum..  If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?




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Re: LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2011, 05:04:00 PM »
Those are tuff....can you make them MC?

Richard

PS:  I'm not the one named in the test...honest!
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Re: LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2011, 06:35:27 PM »
Some teachers have gotten into trouble by actually using a similar test.  :)   http://www.snopes.com/humor/question/mathtest.asp
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Re: LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2011, 06:48:33 PM »
Marion Barry will not approve, .............but will take an 8-ball... ::)

Remember, all this is "for the children"....

I'll take "Gang Banger's Life Expectancy" for $500 Alex...

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