Vote for me 2016

[TAB]

I'm going to run for POUS.

Here is my platform.


Illegalls: GTFO, we will be building a 20' block wall at the mexico boarder, razor wire, gun towers the works.  If you are cuaght here, all assets will be taken, sold at auction.  you will be deported, if your assests are less then the deportation costs, your country of orgin will be billed the diffrence.


Taking jobs out the country:  If you move a job out of the US, you will be taxed the same ammount that you would have paid to have that job here + 100%

Education:  no more student visa, no if ands or buts, for too long we have educated the world.

Medical care: obama care= out.


Pirates: shoot to kill, if captured, captins mass as a trail, hung.

Forign aid:  no more, yes we will help if there is a act of nature and you were prepared for it, other wise, nope.

The UN: out, we deport all diplomats.

Waste:  compelete gov audit.

Thats all I can think of right now... I'll have some more scotch and come up with more I'm sure.

[tombogan03884]

Well TT, I know who can succeed us.
But he'll have to wait till 2020. 

[MikeBjerum]

Well TT, I know who can succeed us.
But he'll have to wait till 2020. 

I like the 2020 idea, but knowing TT you might want to keep TAB's resume available for that emergency appointment sometime over the next decade 

[Timothy]

Vote for me 2016!

NO!

[tombogan03884]

I'm going to run for POUS.

Here is my platform.


Illegalls: GTFO, we will be building a 20' block wall at the mexico boarder, razor wire, gun towers the works.  If you are cuaght here, all assets will be taken, sold at auction.  you will be deported, if your assests are less then the deportation costs, your country of orgin will be billed the diffrence.


Taking jobs out the country:  If you move a job out of the US, you will be taxed the same ammount that you would have paid to have that job here + 100%

Education:  no more student visa, no if ands or buts, for too long we have educated the world.

Medical care: obama care= out.


Pirates: shoot to kill, if captured, captins mass as a trail, hung.

Forign aid:  no more, yes we will help if there is a act of nature and you were prepared for it, other wise, nope.

The UN: out, we deport all diplomats.

Waste:  compelete gov audit.

Thats all I can think of right now... I'll have some more scotch and come up with more I'm sure.

What brand ?
I want to send a barrel to each politician.      

[Sponsor]

[TAB]

might be a little bit pricy....


http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx?Ne=5&N=40+4294966990&area=spirits&No=0&ProductID=1990&Ns=HighestRating%7c1

Gift from a client.  The weather was right so I lit a fire, snuggled down with the wife, she drank red wine, I drank scotch... she is still not up lol

[Timothy]

might be a little bit pricy....

http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx?Ne=5&N=40+4294966990&area=spirits&No=0&ProductID=1990&Ns=HighestRating%7c1

Nice!  I've seen it for a lot less money though.  Around 120 bucks.

I like the 12 at 40 bucks myself.

[TAB]

I get the coolist stuff from clients.

Lets see:

a custom weatherby rifle( made by the man himself out of a muaser action), its been to africa several times.

vintage tools

gift certs

pretty much every service you can think( and yes those too, but I've always declined)

Boats( as in more then one)

Booze

old playboys


I've yet to have a client not been super happy with my work, not always happy about the price, but you know how that goes.

[philw]

as long as Sledge and I are the Australian representatives for the White House

[TAB]

How about I make you the head of the down under kiss department...

you know its like a french kiss only below the belt.