True Definition Of A Liberal

[billt]

What Is A "Liberal" ?

A left wing nut job.

But, he's much more than that.

He's the guy on the street with the nose rings and the dreadlocks and the lice.

He's the guy in Starbucks making coffee because it's the only job he can get with
his degree in Art History.

He doesn't always have money for rent and food but he always has money for weed.

He rents a dingy studio apartment with a window on the sidewalk level. Bums sleep
on his steps and pee on his sidewalk window. He doesn't care. He doesn't even notice the smell.

He's the guy that rides a bicycle everywhere he goes because he can't afford a car.

He has to keep replacing the bicycle because people like him keep stealing it.

He has no mechanical skills. He has no administrative skills. He has no trade.

He is a vegan and is too weak from malnutrition to work at any kind of physical
labor job; not that he would take one anyway as that kind of work is beneath him.

He despises the military and law enforcement. He has an upside down American
flag taped to his sidewalk window ... right next to his marijuana flag.

He hangs out with other left wing losers who blame their innumerable
failures in life on people they've never met and know nothing about.

He's always borrowing money from someone but never pays them back. He
gives them some weed instead.

He's never contributed time or money to any civic project yet he constantly
criticizes his community.

He fully immerses himself in anything left wing. The more these left wing organizations
bash America, the more rabid he becomes.

Despite his leftist fervor, he is always on the outside looking in. He's a loser and
even the left wing losers that tolerate him think he's a loser. He's never been able
to become part of their leftist clique, no matter how much he bashes America.

He is a Liberal. When he gets old and is unable to support himself he will turn to
welfare, if he hasn't already. He is a parasite. When his life is over he will have contributed nothing but
hatred and bigotry to the world.

He is a Liberal.

[MikeBjerum]

Billt is on a roll today, and I like it 

I'll add to this:

What kind of car does a moderate drive?

A 60's or 70's Chrysler product.  Between the left hand threads on one side and the right hand threads on the other nobody can work with them without twisting a bolt off or leaving something unfastened 

[tombogan03884]

It's mostly BS.
Most of the Marines I served with smoked weed, and none of the liberals I know do.

[tt11758]

It's mostly BS.
Most of the Marines I served with smoked weed, and none of the liberals I know do.

With the possible exception of FQ.  That could explain a lot. 

[crusader rabbit]

I have an up-close-and-personal relationship with a couple of loony-left liberal nutjobs, but Bill's definition would totally exclude both of them. 

One is my sister who has an MA in Psychology, works as an elementary school teacher, has never smoked weed in her life, drives a late model hybred made by Toyota.  Her husband is a retired Captain with the US Navy, a former Navy jet jock with a cushy job with one of our defense contractors.  She is intelligent, thoughtful, even wise--but she has swallowed the NEA line of bullsh!t hook, line, and sinker.  We have agreed never to discuss politics on account of her always being so damn wrong.

The other is my very own bride--a remarkably acccomplished woman with a BSN and a huge heart.  She smoked her share of weed in her youth (and that may have negatively impacted her ability to think rationally) but hasn't smoked anything in years and years.  She has always held down a well-paying job (for many years as head of her own company), and she has always been a left wing loon.  She drives a late model Honda (paid-for) and lives with me in one of our 4 properties (all paid for). 

She lives her ideals and has started a non-profit organization to support a group of orphans in Bangladesh--where she will spend the month of March verifying that the collected funds are being properly spent on the orphans.

She is as wacky a lefty as it is possible to be, and as I have done with my sister, she and I have agreed not to ever discuss politics on account of her ALWAYS being so damn wrong.  She consistently rejects the ideals of logic and reason and always prefers to go with how something feels . 

So, I guess my point is that while many of the left-wing-loons are lice-ridden losers, some are just as accomplished as the rest of us.  The only problems they may have are a blindness to reality, an inability to rationally consider a logical argument, and a belief that unicorns fart rainbows and hundred dollar bills.

Offered as food for thought by Crusader who has many years living with a certifiable left-wing loon.

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