Consider that, without all the safety regulations that we have in today's society, most of these people would have killed themselves long ago. Why are we on a relentless pursuit to protect the perpetually stupid from themselves. Yes Sir Darwin gets a few every year, but not nearly enough for the survival and advancement of the species.
I refer to the buffalo theory to make my point.
Claven's Buffalo Beer Theory
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
"Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine, which is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
MBTV
Forum Index
Help
Calendar
Contact Info
Register as a member
