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Re: Man gets his pitchfork back
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2011, 05:53:04 PM »
Between this thread and the pointy things thread, I couldn't resist.  I had to google "tactical pitchfork." 


I would say I'm surprised, but almost nothing on the internet surprises me anymore.
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Re: Man gets his pitchfork back
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2011, 06:12:09 PM »
Between this thread and the pointy things thread, I couldn't resist.  I had to google "tactical pitchfork." 


I would say I'm surprised, but almost nothing on the internet surprises me anymore.

The only things it needs is a bayonet lug and a six position adjustable handle.  Patten it baby! ;D

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Re: Man gets his pitchfork back
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2011, 06:41:11 PM »
The only things it needs is a bayonet lug and a six position adjustable handle.  Patten it baby! ;D

It already has six bayonets, it needs a barrel!  ;)
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Re: Man gets his pitchfork back
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2011, 07:05:42 PM »
Between this thread and the pointy things thread, I couldn't resist.  I had to google "tactical pitchfork." 


I would say I'm surprised, but almost nothing on the internet surprises me anymore.

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Re: Man gets his pitchfork back
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2011, 07:21:42 PM »
Any of you "Country Boys" know the difference between a shit fork and a hay fork ?  ;D

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Re: Man gets his pitchfork back
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2011, 07:33:59 PM »
Any of you "Country Boys" know the difference between a shit fork and a hay fork ?  ;D

From my experience, forks for manure have many small diameter forks and are about the same size as what yall northerners use to shovel snow in the winter.  Hay forks have just a few points and are long handled.

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Re: Man gets his pitchfork back
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2011, 07:40:20 PM »
Any of you "Country Boys" know the difference between a shit fork and a hay fork ?  ;D

Yep, and I also know that the tactical fork is a spade fork most commonly used for digging up taters and bulbs.

Now Mr. Bogan, how about throwing in a silage knife and fork into your list  ;D
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Re: Man gets his pitchfork back
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2011, 07:51:50 PM »
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Re: Man gets his pitchfork back
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2011, 09:12:38 AM »
It already has six bayonets, it needs a barrel!  ;)

It still need the lug to piss off Chuckie Shummer.

 

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