Now this is the sort of real world information we need and the sort of tool EVERYONE needs !
Here in SC zombies have been a problem the media has always put on the back burner. I can't count how many times old friends have shown up after their funerals, shambling about [ most likely looking for the money I still owed them ].
It hasn't been widely reported yet but the Obama administration is seeking to have zombies given the same rights as other minorities and will attempt to bypass Congress to force the UN resolution that the wanton killing of zombies is a hate crime on the American people. Is this the America your parent grew up fighting zombies in ? Hell this isn't even Mexico.
Stay alert and stay unbitten......... or we'll have to kill ya