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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2011, 01:37:35 PM »
If she does, she probably isn't doing it right.  ;D
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2011, 02:42:53 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on April 01, 2011, 10:22:13 AM
I gotta definitely remember that one.   ;D  ;D  ;D

Someone might want to try it as a pick up line....


Ask the lady...   "Do you smoke after sex?  Or have you ever looked?"  Could get a laugh.
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2011, 03:40:58 PM »
Quote from: Timothy on March 25, 2011, 05:48:37 PM
OK, the girl always gets that last beer, she always gets a door held for her, she always gets a ride home, she always gets her hair held when necessary, she always gets breakfast made or bought for her the next morning and you always send flowers on her birthday, V-Day and whatever special day!

I've had more ass than a toilet seat and been married for 27 years.  I know of what I speak!



I'm with you, dude!!  And for the same reason that the woman is always the boss:  She controls half the money and ALL the p*ssy!!  And hell, you can find MONEY almost anywhere!!  ;D
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2011, 03:46:32 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on April 01, 2011, 03:40:58 PM
I'm with you, dude!!  And for the same reason that the woman is always the boss:  She controls half the money and ALL the p*ssy!!  And hell, you can find MONEY almost anywhere!!  ;D


+1   ;D
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2011, 03:54:16 PM »
Quote from: Solus on April 01, 2011, 02:42:53 PM
Someone might want to try it as a pick up line....


Ask the lady...   "Do you smoke after sex?  Or have you ever looked?"  Could get a laugh.


Heck, in some parts of the country, that could be considered a proposal of matrimony.    ;D
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2011, 06:42:23 PM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on March 31, 2011, 08:59:32 PM
A man who's had more ass than a toilet seat ?? And you are right in all the things you said..
so just proves that p**** makes you smarter.. LOL

Hence.....my superior intellect my dear!   ;D

With all due respect to all the women, past and present who've made me the horndog that I was, am and will always be!

I salute you and I love you all!   ;) 8)
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2011, 02:06:22 PM »
In my case it ain't smoke, it's steam, there is a reason my wife is a jealous woman  ;)

BTW, I don't think P***y makes you smarter, I've met some awfully dumb women.
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2011, 02:14:12 PM »
Quote from: warhawke on April 02, 2011, 02:06:22 PM
BTW, I don't think P***y makes you smarter, I've met some awfully dumb women.

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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2011, 09:10:47 PM »
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2011, 09:23:30 PM »
Yeah and why did a bunch of lesbos vote for obama?
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