How TAB gets revenge...

[TAB]

As some of you know I have a PITA that lives two doors down... you know the kind, will call code enforcment, parking patrol... blah blah. 

Well her latest bitch is the sign I have in my front yard with my companys name and info on it.  you know they are the small vinyl signs that contractors often use to advertise thier work.  they are 18x24 inchs and have a wire frame.  Its very plan jane, white base, black lettering... it also have all the info required by law.

On tuesday, she called code enforcment on it...  well being a former contractor I know I can legally leave the sign up for 60 days.  It had been less then a week.  So I have talked around the hood and guess what.

There are now 23 signs on the street.    5 to the west of her, 7 to the east  and 11 of 13 across the street.   


seems every one thinks shes a horses ass.  what a shock.

[Big Frank]

Good one TAB. Sweet revenge. 

[alfsauve]

So at the end of 60 days, find nother sympathetic contractors, and replace your signs with theirs. 

For two months it's roofing, for 2 months it's general contract, for 2 months is tile and carpet, for 2 months it's plumbing/electrical, then home security and heat/air.  You could keep this up for a year easy.   

[Rastus]

Why would you call that revenge?  Out of neighborly concern you are helping her address deep seated psychological issues by introducing a measured dose of therapy.  Medicine sometimes "tastes bad", but is medicine none-the-less.  You are helping someone get well.  

That would make you a good neighbor.
  

[Hazcat]

So at the end of 60 days, find nother sympathetic contractors, and replace your signs with theirs. 

For two months it's roofing, for 2 months it's general contract, for 2 months is tile and carpet, for 2 months it's plumbing/electrical, then home security and heat/air.  You could keep this up for a year easy.   

All ya really need is two sets.  Switch them out every 60 days.

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[MikeBjerum]

In the spirit of being a good neighbor I hope you didn't exclude her!  Did you ask if you could put one in her yard 

[Teresa Heilevang]

In the spirit of being a good neighbor I hope you didn't exclude her!  Did you ask if you could put one in her yard 

I love it!!!  haha

[fightingquaker13]

Why would you call that revenge?  Out of neighborly concern you are helping her address deep seated psychological issues by introducing a measured dose of therapy.  Medicine sometimes "tastes bad", but is medicine none-the-less.  You are helping someone get well.  

That would make you a good neighbor.
  

Rastus, I don't want to argue theology with you, but I don't think this what the Bible means by "Loving your neighbor as yourself". It does sound good though.
FQ13

[PegLeg45]

Good one TAB!!!    

If the code allows, just take them down at the end of 60 days, wait a week and put them right back up for 60 more. If that isn't allowed, then do like others have mentioned and use different signs.

[TAB]

In the spirit of being a good neighbor I hope you didn't exclude her!  Did you ask if you could put one in her yard 

you know it was very, very hard for me to not plant one in her yard...


Peg can't do that.  legally I have to be either working on the house or have just completed work on the house.  So they all got a energy audit that said if they swap out one light bubl for a cfl they would save $.005 a hour vs a 100 wat light bulb.  I'm sure my partner is going to see the invoices and go WTF.  I'll get a call, explain every thing and he will crack up.  lol